Better Eat Your Wheaties

by Grandpa Loves Rhinos

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The long awaited debut ep from the brotherly duo - Grandpa Loves Rhinos. Indie Vision Music is proud to present the debut ep from the brotherly alt-rock duo - Grandpa Loves Rhinos. Following up the smash hit success of their first single "What We Used To Do" from earlier this year, the fantastic duo is on a mission to win your heart and mind with a sentimental, nostalgic yearning. This action packed ep is filled to the brim with catchy rhythms, unforgettable melodies, and certain sense of charm not found in today's current music climate.

If you're looking for honest music with real heart then look no further than Grandpa Loves Rhinos.

The ep is being released today on IVM (Indie Vision Music) and available through all major Digital Networks and Streaming Sites.

Also on a limited run 4 panel eco-wallet CD through the IVM webstore.


released September 7, 2018

Grandpa Loves Rhinos is comprised of two brothers, Paul (Drums), and Seth Hyde (Guitars, Bass, Drums). Originally rooted in Northern Idaho, their jobs in the Air Force have forced them to live hundreds of miles away from each other separated by mountains, valleys, and creatures of the deep. Although distance plagues Grandpa Loves Rhinos, their desire to create music burns eternal. Using Dropbox, music equipment, and the world wide web, GLR creates music in correspondence. The band is named after their late Grandpa “Rawhide” and their music is a blend of modern rock, pop-punk, and emo. The group creates a sound all their own and are ready to conquer your hearts, minds, and souls with their catchy brand of rock music.

Grandpa Loves Rhinos is:
Seth Hyde – Guitars, Bass, Vocals
Paul Hyde -- Drums

Mastered by Sef at Simpul Studio

Art by Brian Middleton of Colesmith Comics

Grandpa Loves Rhinos
Twitter: @gpalovesrhinos

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Track Name: The Ministry of Aquaman
you dragged him down into a wishing well
i guess it’s your wish to hide him under the water
it refracts your face and contracts a space
some distance aside from all others

I won’t follow in and I won’t throw money
my 2 cents won’t help you here
plus the water’s lookin chili
and I don’t wanna mess up my hair

could it be that what i need
is just a little nudge along?
cuz i could use a “3,2,1”

so, guess i’ll dive in slow
with risk of drowning underneath
aqua man, if i find you, you better help me breath

no scuba gear
and 2000 years
king the 7 seas and creatures of the deep
you’re so misunderstood
they setup a zoo
submariner zombies and ghouls
lets find atlantis before the robots do

you need to help me breath

when you drank his blood did you,
did you become like aquaman
or did you turn into another underwater vampire
Track Name: What We Used To Do
on the hood of a buick sippin cold hot chocolate in old new mexico,
hot air balloons they light their flames, rise in the east with the sun the same
its just the two of us watching the show

i think i see darth vader, basket below his respirator
a cow and dragon dragging his tail

but just when you turn to speak,
your muscles get weak
and I wake up from my little dream

sometimes when i sleep, i dream an old memory
so we can still do, what we used to do

where’d you run to? are you with the mountains and huckleberries?
why does it feel so much colder in January?
i know this vest is so very unnecessary
but i swear it feels so much colder in january

legos on the floor, bedtime stories at the door
travel gifts and hooty hoots, with brown Sorel winter boots
but just when you turn to laugh
your voice it slurs and cracks
and i wake up from my little nap

sometimes when i sleep, I dream new memories
and imagine again, what we could have been
Track Name: Kung-Fu Grip
my left eye is twitching
nervously twistin my hair
there’s a monkey on my back
he’s in pocket stealing my air

we’ve had some good times but now you’ve gotta go
and i don’t need you no i don’t need you
no i really don’t need you

there never was a monkey
i mean, ya know….until recently, cuz
caffeine and nicotine
used to be green beans and ovaltine
now i thought i was a cowboy
but i was just was coward boy
if cancer is cinematic
you’ll bite my lip and look so dramatic

but i’m done now, i don’t need a bit
i’m alright with me, i promise there is….

no way you’ll ever get to me again
no pain, i didn’t break my legs so i’m done with these crutches
away, out of your kung-fu grip clutches
cuz i don’t need you
no i don’t need you
no i really don’t need you

buy a ticket for a guilt trip
it’s a gamble but it’s snake eyes deadly
she’s working me, that killer bee,
a poison dart into the monkey
start blowing bubbles with my gum
it’s sinking in that it’s all done
fight the feeling i used to have

i don’t wanna be that old stupid me
i don’t wanna be like the cool guys in those 70s magazines
and I’m not gonna be that old stupid me
cuz there’s a killer bee
cuz there’s a killer bee that loves me
Track Name: If Death Rolls Dice
a simple life, a simple wish
a simple death follows a simple kiss
and a bugle sounds a flag at ease
a boy and girl left wondering
and i know, i know, how it could cut your heart
make you callus and fall like a dying star
so where's the doctor with illness probability
if death rolls dice he should roll on me

and if death rolls dice i hope he rolls twice
two for me and none for you
cuz you've got things to do
and if death rolls dice i hope he rolls twice
none for you and two for me
cuz you've got kids to feed

a stiff drink, a stash of leaves
no wake up time responsibilities
so i'll say hello miss, how's your evening
that dress is oh so very flattering

and if Darby hears the banshee wail,
you know the death coach is close in tail
Track Name: The Long Game
i’ve been studyin' the way you move
scooby doo and shaggy both fell through
but I finally solved this mystery; here’s a clue

dancing in your living room
i saw your heart and there's no venom
just your heart-stopping, caramel center

I decided it would be alright
if we dance again tomorrow,
and every single day until we die

I’m in it for the long game
if fate separates the peaches from the cream
i’ll be waitin
I’m in it for the long game
and if fate finds a way
i’ll pick the music and you can pick the day

underneath some wavy palms
on a hammock with drinks, and singing songs
we could start a life together
its ours, its all ours

singing to a 90s song
i’ll see your heart and there's no venom
just your heart-stopping, caramel center

it doesn’t have to be tomorrow
but where you go i’ll follow
and if you want to dance
i’ll meet you on a beach and guarantee that….